Don’t Do Drugs Bear
The Don’t Do Drugs Bear’s Souful singing has been known to cause wives to cheat on their husbands.
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Tales from the land of bears– enchanting, enthralling, magical, rare. Bear balls.
Did you hear the one about the bear with an ear in his ass?
The opioid epidemic spreading across the country has made a serious impact on me, and the field I love — comedy. Today, I am going to share my personal story.
Rising comedic star Dan LaMorte is ready to make you laugh riotously, at his expense. This young man, who looks like a 20-something Santa going through a rough patch, is really going places.
Alcoholism on its own is sad, but FUNCTIONAL alcoholism can be an incredible boost to your comic career! The Don’t Do Drugs Bear lends his own experience in the field to give you some helpful guideposts– are you a functional alcoholic, or just a fuck-up?
The Don’t Do Drugs Bear teaches you how to accomplish a sure fire shortcut to success as a comedian. By getting fat on the cheap you can start jelly rolling in the laughs and achieve your dream fast!