Author: Shmilk

Top 5 Suicide Cliffs

It can be hard to find just the right place to kill yourself. The location must have a combination of factors rendering it the perfect place to end your miserable life. I’m going to share a few of my best ideas.

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4 Easy Steps to Ruin a Friend’s Wedding

Marriage is a ridiculous institution doomed to failure and unhappiness, just like most things undertaken with optimism. So you’ve been invited to a wedding — I’m going to help you undercut the concept of marriage by showing you how to ruin a friend’s wedding.

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Cultivating Depression

Depression is a debilitating disease which grants its sufferers full license to act like a total cock to their friends and family. In this article, Shmilk offers you some surefire ways to catch depression.

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