It can be hard to find just the right place to kill yourself. The location must have a combination of factors rendering it the perfect place to end your miserable life. I’m going to share a few of my best ideas.Read More
Shmilk is a horrible creature bent on making the world a more miserable place to live. He is poisonous to happiness. He subsists on Skittles and cum. He openly mocks serious mental disorders and may trigger seizures. We do not recommend reading or watching his content. DO NOT TAKE HIS ADVICE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
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Marriage is a ridiculous institution doomed to failure and unhappiness, just like most things undertaken with optimism. So you’ve been invited to a wedding — I’m going to help you undercut the concept of marriage by showing you how to ruin a friend’s wedding.Read More
Every few weeks we read in the papers about a new, tragic suicide. What’s really tragic is that many of the rock stars and celebrities who take their own lives actually have much more to live for than you do.Read More
Have you ever wanted to end the constant stream of peppy folk asking you how you are? FigWiggy author Shmilk has a guaranteed way to make sure those smiling, well-intentioned people never bother your sullen ass ever again. Time to be more effectively unpleasant.Read More