“Sorry I Fucked You to Death” (from a horse to its lover)
Lyrics from Annie’s Upcoming Album,
“Songs About Sex”
sung to the tune of “Tears in Heaven”
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Would you know my neigh
if I fucked you in heaven
Would you buck the same
if I fucked you in heaven
I must be strong
and trot along
cuz a horse
don’t belong
in human heaven
Would you feed me hay
if I fucked you in heaven
Would we canter and play
if I fucked you in heaven
I must be strong
and trot along
cuz a horse
don’t belong
in human heaven
When that stable door
closes on my heart
I will miss you more
when we are apartttttt
we’re apart
Dick not too long
thrust not too strong
you could take
my horsey dong
in human heaven
Would the people hate
if I fucked you in heaven
Would you still be great
if I fucked you in heaven
I must be strong
and trot along
cuz a horse
don’t belong
in human heaven
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