We refuse to issue a Captain Save-A-Ho warning. Although he has been accused of contributing to stereotypes about women of the night. He has even been accused of being a pimp. Ridiculous lies. Captain Save-A-Ho is a noble hero. Ho’s Don’t Deserve This Hero, but they need him.
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Pulled over after drinking? Well now what! Captain Save-A-Ho is here with a brand new article with six easy steps to get you through this ordeal. He is a specialist in life planning for hos, it is best to heed his advice!
Conflict in the workplace is a common occurrence, and one must learn how to deal with it in a professional manner. I am going to help you learn how to de-escalate an argument with a fellow stripper.
Captain Save-A-Ho is here to help all past and present strippers and hos nail their next job interview! There are a lot of ins and outs, but you can do it!
I’m Captain Save-A-Ho, and I’m here to help you leave your abusive boyfriend! He’s dirty, rotten, hurtful, and no good in your life. You’ll be better off without him, and I’m going to help you get there.
Many-a-ho all around the world has experienced this problem– you’re drunk AND pregnant! The kindly and knowledgeable Captain Save-A-Ho is ready to lend a hand!