Tortilla Blanket with a Meaty Surprise
DICK TACO
A humble Taco with cocks for feet. Resident expert in trends of gay culture.
Wrap Yourself in a Tortilla Blanket
Hola mis homos.
Es la primavera! Very bueno time to try a new trend. This one is called “the tortilla blanket with a meaty surprise.”
Bueno, y caliente. Me gusta.
Gracias.
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