“Sorry I Fucked You to Death” (from a horse to its lover)

ANNIE ODDLY
Annie Oddly is a hot little toon who knows her way around the music biz, and she’s going to share her tips with you!

Lyrics from Annie’s Upcoming Album,

“Songs About Sex”

sung to the tune of “Tears in Heaven”

Would you know my neigh

if I fucked you in heaven

Would you buck the same

if I fucked you in heaven

 

I must be strong

and trot along

cuz a horse

don’t belong

in human heaven

 

Would you feed me hay

if I fucked you in heaven

Would we canter and play

if I fucked you in heaven

 

I must be strong

and trot along

cuz a horse

don’t belong

in human heaven

 

When that stable door

closes on my heart

I will miss you more

when we are apartttttt

we’re apart

 

Dick not too long

thrust not too strong

you could take

my horsey dong

in human heaven

 

Would the people hate

if I fucked you in heaven

Would you still be great

if I fucked you in heaven

 

I must be strong

and trot along

cuz a horse

don’t belong

in human heaven

 

 

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