Cartoons On Cam: History in the Making
I, Abby Oddly, am proud beyond measure to be the first cartoon camgirl to ever be permitted to broadcast an adult webcam services. For many years, technological and social barriers have stood in the way of beautiful young toons who want to shake their titties for spare change. But now, those walls are coming down. Sometimes, I feel like those first brave young African Americans, walking steadfastly into newly integrated schools. Despite the hatred and insults hurled my way, I know what I’m doing is for the progress of all.
Paving The Way for Others
Now that I have broken down the barriers that have been erected for so long, the way is finally clear for other toons to join me. And I now have my first competition in the world of cartoon camgirls– “MagicMegan.”
Though her display of “THUNDER TITS” is clearly derivitive of my own Titty Quakes, this young woman certainly has much to offer. I swell with pride to think that my own daring walk into the webcam world has allowed her to pursue an avenue of income I have come to truly love.
Challenges for Both of Us
There is an incredible proponderance of unfair and untrue assumptions about cartoons– the term I use for this is Tracisim. Tracists all over the internet, already, have begun to assume that Megan and I are related, or are even the same person. I let these offensive remarks roll off my back, but there is no denying that there is much for non-toons to learn about the toon world. Like, seriously– we aren’t all related.
Unity Through Difference
Ultimately, I think competition is good for the marketplace. Toon lovers will, more and more, begin to think of live webcams as a place they can get their fix. Beyond that, Megan and I are very different girls. Our personalities are totally different. I am an 18 year-old metalhead with blonde hair and blue eyes, she is a 23 year-old writer with red hair and green eyes. People will choose who they choose.
Honestly, I never thought I’d be alone forever as a cartoon camgirl. The more of us there are, the more this cam community will be enriched and enlivened.
Rock on, Megan!
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