STICKY
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Sticky is a meth addicted animated piece of wood. Following his “diet advice” will result in the development of a serious eating disorder. DO NOT TAKE DIET ADVICE FROM ANIMATED STICKS!
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Lose Weight Fast with the Tapeworm Diet!
Sticky is back with a new weight loss discovery. Have you ever wished that you could eat whatever you want and still lose weight, without needing to exercise or puke? Sticky might just have your answer!
Just Breathe: A Spiritual Weight Loss Miracle
A new weight loss miracle! Sticky is the skinniest FigWiggy Author, so obviously, he knows the most about nutrition. In this article, he explores the concept of “Prana” as a way to breathe yourself into weight loss.
Diet Secrets From Africa
Skinny = Healthy, according to FigWiggy writer Sticky. This week, Sticky is bringing you diet secrets from the skinniest continent on the globe: Africa! Get ready for some Ethiopian classics.
Hurl Yourself Into Weight Loss
The skinniest author on the FigWiggy staff, Sticky, brings you a new tip for weight loss! Read all about the Taoist principles that lie within a classic weight loss tactic– the binge and purge. Because skinny = healthy, right?
Government BANS Modern Diet Miracle
The skinniest author on the FigWiggy staff, Sticky, brings you a new diet miracle! Get ready to shed those pounds with a simple trick so effective it was BANNED by the government!