Opera Pussy
WARNING!
Opera Pussy is the classiest cunt to ever sing a tune. She is a perfect woman and her haters are jealous.
SCROLL DOWN FOR OPERA PUSSY CONTENT
Next Beauty Trend: Look Like You Have Ebola!
I am a fashionable pussy who always tries to stay updated on the latest trends. But sometimes, when I see evidence, I anticipate trends that haven’t quite hit the mainstream! The next upcoming hot trend– look like you have Ebola.
The Fastest Quick-Fix for Supreme Beauty
We all know that you can increase your beauty by styling your hair, freshening your wardrobe, and using makeup. But there’s one quick-tip that few people ever address– I’m going to let you in on the greatest secret of the beauty industry!
Top 5 “Pound-Me-In-The-Pussy” Eyeshadows
Every choice you make in decorating your own body says something about you. Today I will be discussing eyeshadow, and how you can use it to communicate exactly how you would like your next rendezvous to pound you in the pussy.
How to Spend More to Look Worse
Spend more to look worse! Everybody knows that the greatest way to flaunt your status is by wearing it on your body. Well, all the hottest and most expensive designers have just released their ready-to wear fashion lines– get ready to open up that wallet and max out that credit card!!
What Real Guys Think of Your Outfit – The Answer May Surprise You!
Many women want their outfit to look good to that special guy whose eye they’ve been trying to catch. But what are guys opinions on your outfits? Esteemed author Opera Pussy investigates!
What Your Genital Jewelry Says About YOU!
Resident fashion expert Opera Pussy is back with more tips! In this article, she discusses what kind of statement your genital jewelry makes about you!
Top 5 Ugly Bitch Makeup Tips
You’re a woman of class and style. You’ve got your work life in order, your home life in order, but there’s just one problem– someone finds you too. damn. attractive.
Never fear– our esteemed author Opera Pussy is here to help you out with her brilliant makeup tips!